Hoho! I’m not Captain Boomerang!!

Your result for The Supervillain Archetype Test…

The Megalomaniac

Ambitious, Intelligent, Calculating

The Megalomaniac is the most prestigious of super-villain classes. If anyone is ever going to rule the world, it will probably be you.

Your main goal in life is power and domination, you have the tools to do it, and you know it. Megalomaniacs are intelligent and forceful, and they tend not to let their emotions cloud their judgment. Most of the time. They are usually found, or not found, working at the top of a huge structured organization, though many prefer to work by themselves.

The Megalomaniac has but one flaw, but its an invariably fatal one; arrogance. He knows that he can take over the world, and he isn’t afraid to let you know, often elaborately and in great detail. They often do not foresee the fly in their ointment, because they do not want to admit that such a fly could exist.

Sample Megalomaniacs: Dr. Doom, Lex Luthor, Ras al’Ghul, Kang the Conqueror, Emperor Palpatine, Brain

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Today I learnt that…

Being a Boyfriend is like being in a multiplication equation.

No matter how much good the Boyfriend had been before, the moment he does something Wrong, he’ll forever and ever be known as the “Bad Boyfriend”.

It doesn’t matter how many positive things comes before that, it just happens. It’s a negative sign that cannot be taken away…

Hmm…

Maybe that means that doing another Wrong thing will reverse the Negativity…

Interesting…

STARE!!

Enough talk about scarring and other dark stuff.

This quiz brought back memories of a more innocent time…

Which CareBears Bear Are You?

You are part Tenderheart Bear. Your charisma and confidence makes you a natural leader. People look to you for guidance and your problem-solving skills are amazing. You are fun and fiercely loyal to the people you care about. Everyone trusts you, and you deserve it!
You are part Funshine Bear. A light of pure love and energy surrounds you. Since you are always smiling and in a bubbly mood, people gravitate towards you and are mesmerized by your true happiness. You are the sun on a cloudy day, and you genuinely enjoy each moment of your life!
Find Your Character @ BrainFall.com

Scar Noodles

You Faithful Readers would probably know about my recent preoccupation with scars and how Cool they look.

Now that the scab on the Chin is slowly but surely developing some scar tissues. Now, one of the primary laws of life is that you HAVE to know where any scars on your body rates on the Coolness Charts.

I needed to know so badly that I actually went out to search for “Scars” on the Internet. For those that know me, you’d probably think, “How masochistic is that?” Come to think of it, even if you don’t know me, you’ll probably be thinking the same thing too…

There’s a bit of history in this in the sense that I am a pussy when it comes to gore.

In fact, my gore tolerance is so low that the most gory scene I can tolerate on the big screen without flinching is Travolta plunging that needle into Uma’s (almost un)heaving bosoms. And to this day, I cannot under state how important a role the bosoms play in this, seeing that flinching is out of the question if you want a clear view of the bosom.

Anyway, my point is that Google’s result for “Scars” is a little overwhelming. Too much garbage.

Manage to sieve out this new search engine, RankNoodle.com which is kinda cool.

For example, searching for  “Scars” actually gave a definition of scars at the top of the search results and on the same page, it shows results for images, video, references AND conversation topics.

That’s right, there are people talking about scars on the internet, and you get to rate if the question is good or not with a thumbs up or thumbs down rating. It is one strange world out there. The search engine’s tag line is “Human powered search”. Don’t know what that means though. Cause the “About us” page is still empty. Guess they must still be relatively new to the business.

One of the cooler functions of this search engine is that it shows, not only the last 10 searches of anyone at all, you can also display the most popular recent  searches.

The world’s becoming a darker place, a sadder place. Oil prices are up. There’re civil unrest everywhere, the economy is heading into recession. It’s heartening to know that at times of crisis like these. People still cares about the finer things in life – namely, sex.

Yup, unsurprisingly, sex remains one of the most searched for keywords.

And not just any kind of sex, mind you. To keep this blog relatively family friendly, I can only say that they are the kind that could involve some serious scarring…

And… I’ve just been reminded on pain and serious bodily harm that on top of not being Funny, having a scar is not Cool as well.

On pain of death and more (totally) Uncool scars.

So, I shall go back to my favorite activity whenever I find new search engines to play with…

Yup.

The same fun we all can have  “Googling Google”

Scarred

Let’s start with an update to the last post.

I’ll like to thank those that have shown their concern towards me over the past fortnight or so.

No ill will to those that did not care (a pox on you!) (haha. I kid, of course) (a pox on you and yours will be more like it!)

Anyway, I’ve mostly recovered from the Fall. Had some stitches done and have to walk around with bandages on the chin for a while. (kinda give a new meaning to the term getting  “plastered”, huh? Hur hur.) So aside from a bit of bruised pride, I’m ok.

But because of the fall, I had to stop blogging for a while because like all guys who are recovering from injuries, I had to refrain from boasting about my brand new and VERY cool scar.

Right on the chin baby!

It’s just one of those guy things, you know. If we have a scar, we want to flaunt it. In fact, one of the most traditional and time honored ways to embarrass a guy is the terminally deadly phrase, “I do not believe you have a scar on your butt. Prove it!”

I believe many guys would carry around more scars if not for the slight side effects of the pain involved to get them.

It’s a Quantum (Literally Greek for “Cool sounding word that no one in the world know the true meaning of”) Theory of Physics unto itself. Which brings me to another such Theory.

The Theory of Relativity. It’s a Theory which Einstein came up with that states that Time, Space and even Reality itself are relative to the person(s) involved. Which essentially means that a person’s experience might differ from another who had gone through the exact same situation, if he/she talked about it to a Relative.

The Relative will take said experience and spread it to other Relatives. A few Relatives later, the situation wold have changed completely.

I’ll like to expand on the Theory by adding in a variable to the equation. The variable being the Yaya Factor. Which states that People of a Certain Gender have their very own unique views of Time, Space and Reality as we know it. Much like an alternate universe which they are living in.

Take, for an example, “I am leaving the House and can meet you at the wedding dinner in half an Hour”.

Now for most Guys belonging to the Male gender, we would take it that half an hour means approximately 30 minutes (roughly 100 pounds).

Haha. Silly us. Because for People of a certain Gender, the phrase could mean anything from

“I am just going to take a shower and be there in around an hour”

to

“I will see you at the couple’s First Year Anniversary celebration.”

I digress.

My point was that Time and Space warp when there exist a confluence of said Yaya Factor.

I’ll just take a random example that happened to one of my anonymous friends who fell down and had a bandage over an injury he had on his chin. He recently met some friends at a wedding dinner.

Now, at this point of time, Reality as we know it was safe. People were Concerned about the injury and showed some Care about how it is recovering while he was refraining from Boasting about it.

But at that moment in time, a Cosmic Anomaly occurred at an intersection where Time and Space collide (The Lady’s Washroom), and the injured guy’s status went Immediately from “Poor Thing” to, and here I am putting it mildly, “You Bastard”.

Yup. One moment. Poor Guy with an Injured Chin was living in a Reality where everything makes sense. The Sun Rises from the East, The Earth is Round and Smaller than the Sun. The next moment, he is transported to this Alternate Reality where the fate of the entire universe depends on one single commodity – Shoes.

Apparently, in this Reality. Having a Scar is the last thing in the world that is cool, especially when it means getting People, such as The Girlfriend worried.

And pretty soon, people were asking The Girlfriend without a tinge of Irony, “Are you ok?” while sitting opposite someone with a Gaping Hole in the Chin.

That’s how powerful this force is.

All together now…

YAYA!