Once upon a time, in a galaxy far far away, the Internet was still new and a 5.6mb song takes almost an hour to download on my 56kbs modem, there was a website called The Ultimate Band List.(or as it is known in the inner circles… ubl.com)
It was the Holy Grail for a teenager trying to show off to his equally impressionable friends by quoting “non commercial” indie bands such as the Flaming Lips, Weezer and Green Jelly (and here I speak from experience, check to make sure it REALLY is the “new Green Day album” before splurging the last of your pocket money on it).I was hooked on the website for quite a while, but eventually it became a phase in life that I outgrew.
I blame evolution.
Evidently, having intimate knowledge of the names and discography of obscure bands does not rank highly in the “Factors that make girls want to make babies with you” list.
Recently, I’ve started developing the classic symptom for quarter-life crisis: I wanted to get myself an electric guitar. I know that I have the musical ear and rhythmic sense of an American Idol contestant (the ones that kicked out in the audition rounds, not those in the finals… meaning my musical talents are comfortably placed somewhere between clinically proven deaf and… N Sync ), but there is this odd feeling that if I could just get my hands on an electric guitar, I’ll be able to make really loud noises.
Anyway, to relive the younger days, I tried going back to ubl.com and realized that this URL has became the domain of some lame commercial artistdirect website. Had to Google “ultimate band list” to come up with the new web domain for ultimate band list which is…
http://67.15.171.16/i
I’m serious, they have not only ran out of good domain names, it seems like there is a webwide famine of domain names… It’s a disgrace that the UBL is reduced to an URL of numbers when the website is still doing good work. It continues featuring artists that have not been signed yet. And like the good old days, if you are willing to spend some time going for an aural exploration safari, it is very likely to come up with some really good gems.
In the midst of re-finding my Ultimate Band List, I came across this pic from Virgin Digital that supposedly has the graphical representation of 74 “obscure” bands in them. I considered it my geekish quest to name them all.

10 minutes later, I was only able to name 23…
Can you do better?
And for fellow cheats… Answers below…
