My Reality Show for the Moment…

now that Amazing Race is on a hiatus, is without a doubt…

THE CONTENDER ASIA!!

Contender Asia, Yodsaenklai, Naruepol

There is something about boxing that just fascinates me… Call it bloodlust, call it what you will, but I prefer mortal combat over whiney judges lobbing “witty” remarks behind tonnes of security guards anytime. (Humiliating other people should not feel so good… even though some of these people really deserves to be humiliated… )

There is something… dare I say it? “pure” about 2 men facing off with nothing but their fists and legs… (I don’t mind 2 scantily clad ladies in the same scenario too, of course… but that’s another story for another day…)

Anyway, this week’s faceoff pits 2 of my favorite fighters against each other. I think they are easily the strongest among the fighters. The thing is that these 2 are supposed to be the best of friends… I love that when they found out they have to fight each other, they resort to the same defense mechanism most guys employ when in denial… they go to sleep…

All in all, ep 9 was a really sweet episode with the family members and/or close friends of the fighters being flown in to visit the Contenders. Was a big moment for some of them as they’ve not seen/talk to said family members for a long time already… I know the producers are milking these moments for all they’re worth, but I am a big sucker for this anyway…

Another tender moment was when Yodsaenklai, the Thai fighter say to his friend and opponent Naruepol that he (Naruepol) is all about looks and that he will have to punch him hard in his face so that he can walk besides him after the fight.

He commented on what a pair they make…

Naruepol, Contender Asia Naruepol, Contender Asia

“I go by luck. He goes by looks.”

Sweet…

The best Chicken Briyani in the World

Chicken Briyani

Comes in foil boxes and is best eaten with the hands (USING the hands… not the hands as a side dish you sicko…)

Yes, the dirt and sweat adds to the flavor. And let’s not delude ourselves that the cooks did not drip their fair amount of salt a la sweat into the cooking once in a while

Still…

This IS the Best Chicken Briyani in the World…

Sweat, dirt and all…

I was caught in the rain today…

I cannot believe it’s been so long since I’ve experienced rain. It’s incredible, but true. It’s been dry season here since I arrived. And for these people, dry season really means dry season. Not a drop of rain fell for the past 6 months. None that I’ve noticed anyway…

So I was really caught off guard by the sudden downpour.

And it was one of the best feelings I’ve had for a long time.

There’s something incredibly liberating about standing out in the middle of a downpour; slowly strolling in the rain and just making a general fool of yourself. What made it even better is that there is no one here to chide you for not being “sensible” enough to come out of the rain.

If being foolish feels so good, I say Screw Sensibility…

Confession…

Confession Metaphor

I’ve finally joined the dark side.

Got tempted by all the news about people getting paid for blogging and here I am entertaining all you folks for free…

I want a piece of the pie and I was surprised… There’s literally shitloads of site out there that offer money for blogs and offering advertisers the chance to advertise on blogs. Of course, like all things in the free market, there are the good ones and the bad ones. If you look through the terms and conditions (I am a sucker of fine prints… meaning I get suckered by them more often than not…) of these sites, there’re actually some that has “gag orders” on them… meaning you cannot say anything bad in your reviews of the products. So what good is reviewing if you only get good reviews ?

Anyway, decided to try my luck with SMORTY…. From the reviews I’ve been reading, it seems to be one of the better ones out there… Guess we’ll see how this goes. Who knows? I might be a millionaire by the end of the year…. WAHAHAHAHA… and pigs can fly…

And for those interested, the website for bloggers is

http://www.smorty.com

and this is for those interested to

advertise on blogs

Also ladies and gentlemen… you’ve just read my first potentially paid posting… Woot. WAHAHAHA

Suspension of Disbelief

is a term used to describe the process whereby an audience tacitly agrees to provisionally suspend their judgment of improbable or impossible things in exchange for the promise of entertainment.

This movie tests the limits where such disbeliefs can be suspended and at the same time, withholding any semblance of entertainment. You have to marvel the director for trying to get away with that.

Also, the cast’s emoting is strained to say the least. But then again,you have to give them a bit of credit for trying. They’re trying to communicate in a language that’s unfamiliar to them. Last I check, prehistoric men needed a lot of work to learn English…

Learn from Batman… Maximize your money

Whoever thought Forbes could have a sense of humor. Besides their annual 100 richest people list, they’ve actually published a “Forbes Fictional Fifteen” once….

The list goes like this:

Rank Name Net Worth
1. Santa Claus $ ∞
2. Richie Rich 24.7 billion
3. Oliver “Daddy” Warbucks 10 billion
4. Scrooge McDuck 8.2 billion
5. Thurston Howell III 8 billion
6. Willie Wonka 8 billion
7. Bruce Wayne 6.3 billion
8. Lex Luthor 4.7 billion
9. J.R. Ewing 2.8 billion
10. Auric Goldfinger 1.2 billion
11. C. Montgomery Burns 1 billion
12. Charles Foster Kane 1 billion
13. Cruella De Vil 875 million
14. Gordon Gekko 650 million
15. Jay Gatsby 600 million

Bruce Wayne gets my vote for best use of money.

Bat mobile and Bat plane over a vault of money to swim in, anytime…. and he didn’t even need to make chocolate

Also, Santa Claus ROCKS!!

Helter Skelter..

Picked up a copy of “Across the Universe” DVD from my favorite DVD seller today. To be honest, I’ve not even heard of this show before this, but the synopsis read…

” The film title and main characters are named after various songs by The Beatles. It’s a musical based on The Beatles songbook and set in the 60s England, America, and Vietnam. The love story of Lucy and Jude is intertwined with the anti-war movement and social protests of the 60s. Over 30 Beatles’ songs are woven into the plot together with visual allusions to films”

which of course means… I HAVE to get it…

Across the universe

Right off the bat, I have to say that the plot of the movie is paper thin. It is straight forward and so predictable that you can tell what the next 5 minutes of the movie is gonna be about at any given time. The entire movie is so disjointed that it feels like 30 + MTVs that has been randomly pieced together. And worse of all, it is also more poorly paced than me when I’m taking my physical fitness tests (in other words: not good).

And once you’ve taken away the story, what are you left with? The music and the visuals of course. I am a HUGE Beatles fan. For the past few years, there seemed to be a revival in interest in the Beatles’ music. The last memorable one was “Love” by Cirque De Soleil, which looked really good. For me, you simply cannot go wrong with Beatles songs… or can you?

The songs used in the movie are sung by the actors/actresses and many of them have been remixed or reworked (the songs, not the actors/actresses) to reflect the tone of the movie. Among these are a slow and soulful rendition of what I thought was one of the happiest songs around, “I wanna hold your hand” and then there were the couple of tunes that had been interwoven with Hendrix-esque guitar riffs (don’t ask), and of course, Bono singing “I am the Walrus”. The question is: does it work?

Of course it does! Putting the lyrics out of context from the tunes we are familiar with just show how timeless the songs of the Beatles are. It makes you feel the joy of love, the conflicts inherent in love and the pain of war.The overall feel of the movie sort of mirror the Beatles’ musical journey. From the earlier carefree days of rock and roll, to the psychedelic golden age to the later, more socially aware, politically active Beatles. It’s all there.

The visuals for the show is also amazingly weird. It captures the fashion, the colors and more importantly, the spirit of the period beautifully. I was gonna use “bizarre” to describe the aesthetics of the show but somehow don’t think it’s enough to do justice to the jumping blue men, the naked performers in rich blue waters, the dancing masked women and the strawberry bombs dropping out of the skies. The sequences are just… “psychedelic”. And as diverse and strange as these visuals were, they work extremely well with the music. Sort of like Jim Henson’s “Dark Crystal” mixed with the pink elephant sequence from “Dumbo” and laced with a dangerously unhealthy dose of rock and roll. Great stuff.

In fact they are so good that you almost overlook the non-existence of a storyline. More than 1 person has likened this experience to the feeling of falling in love. Where character traits that would normally annoy or piss off any other normal, sane person are simply “endearing quirks”.

So I do like the paper thin plot of “boy meets girl. Boy and girl falls in love. Girl’s brother goes to war (ok.. not THAT basic). They drift apart. They realize that they are meant to be together. Happily ever after.”

I do like being able to predict that “Dear Prudence” is going to be sang as soon as Prudence hide in the closet. I do like being able to foretell the songs that are coming up next and SING ALONG with them. The lack of twists just add to its charms.

I do like artsy tootsy modern dance sequences that follow hard core rock and roll ones followed by soppy ballads. The disjointed sequences simply highlight the diversity of the Beatles songs and how unbelievably cool they are.

I do like how there are smart little allusions to be found for anyone who is looking… like coaxing Prudence (a lesbian character) to “come out of the closet”; to the various references to Beatles’ songs; to references to real life characters from the era. I’m pretty sure there’ll be plenty more surprises for me the next time I watch it (yes, this baby still has a lot more runs in it). If you’re a fan of the Fab Four, there’s certainly more tidbits in the show for you. And if you’re not a fan of theirs, you really should start listening to some real music.

Most of all, I like the fact that as flawed as various parts of the movie are, it proves that

*i am almost literally shaking with excitement as I prepare to type this next line…*

Sometimes….

All you need is love…