Feeding Time!

I am a walking buffet for the world’s smartest mosquitoes.

I suspect they live under my computer table. Now, normally I do not even see them around. But the moment I start concentrating on the computer. Such as when I’m using the computer to do work, watch a movie and of course, game – They Strike!

I do not know about you, but I can be so immersed in whatever’s happening on the computer screen, the real world just fades away around me. It is kind of scary to be so engrossed in something. Apparently, a study done on the brain waves of kids playing video games shows that they emit a certain EM wave that previously was only found in PROFESSIONAL athletes. Is that a good thing or bad? I seriously do not know…

Before I go off on that tangent, let’s get back to the main topic. I can be working intensely on a document and once I take a break and look down, you know what I’d see? George W. Bush riding a unicycle and juggling a thousand flaming Republicans. … … hmmm…. I kid, of course…. I have no idea where THAT come from… I blame the late hour. I do not do work of any kind on my computer. It’s for gaming and SOME movie watching only.

Seriously, I’ll wake from my trance and discover that I’ve just funded another terrorist cell in some impoverished mosquito third world country. My legs will be covered with numerous (surpringly itch free) swollen welts.

The Thing is: It’ll only dawn on you how sucky the whole situation is only when you realize that you’ve been outsmarted by mosquitoes.

Sucky, mosquitoes… geddit? geddit? I really need to get a life…