Return to (not so) Innocence

I’m BACK!!!

Ok, been back for almost a week already, actually and back into the grind of things…sadly…

The 2 weeks of vacation has been really… eventful. The Girlfriend came over and we traveled around the country.

Over the course of the 2 weeks, we’ve, among other things…

sidestepped countless puddles of spittle, tried to crush the locals by pushing a gigantic rock down a slope, been hassled and conned too many times to be counted, got sweet talked into buying… stone, froze our teeth off, met Buddy Christ and family, played with lil kids with dirty faces (who also happen to have the amazing ability to hold on to the longest strand of snot from their noses without it falling off), saw snow for the first time in our lives, saw the most amazing sceneries in the world, skipped over countless pools of horse shits, marveled at the mixture of 20 different varieties of shit, got drunk on fruit wine, have meals that are waaaay too big and luxurious, squeezed and slept on a bumpy bus to Hell…

You get the drift…

Details will follow… or not…. friends can always ask for first hand accounts.

Cheers